22nd
Sean Connery.
Yeah, yeah. Sean Connery is technically not a show. Well, technically he’s not an actor, either, and that hasn’t stopped him so far.
He’s supposed to be the best James Bond ever, but what kind of accomplishment is that? James Bond is a sociopathic misogynist. The best Sean Connery can do with the character is to smirk after killing someone, smirk after getting a woman killed after sleeping with her, or smirk after smirking. Also he wore a hairpiece.
Have you seen any of Sean Connery’s other work?
Zardoz. One of the worst films ever made.
Hunt for the Red October. Connery doesn’t even attempt a Russian accent, which I suppose is a mercy. He does smirk, though. This movie gives Newt Gingrich a hard-on, so it is by definition a war crime.
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Actually, I like this one, although Harrison Ford is another actor who’s work outside of his signature role(s) is mostly garbage. For some reason the whole thing works. I think it’s because playing an obnoxious semi-deadbeat dad is probably the closest thing to a perfect role that Sean Connery is ever going to get.
Entrapment. Sean Connery is Catherine Zeta Jones’s love interest, even though at the time of filming he was at least ninety hundred years old.
Finding Forrester. This is a bad movie, and you are a bad person if you like it.
Those are just some lowlights.
Sean Connery sucks.
