It's Not a Good Show.

Law and Order SVU: For Idiots

Law and Order shoulda called it quits a long time ago. But no. They started rolling out, like, one new spinoff a month. Pretty soon there’s gonna be more episodes of Law and Order than there are words in the dictionary. They’ll have to start paying people to stay up all night watching them. 

The worst of the lot is SVU, which I think stands for Sexual Crime Violence Rape Rape. And that’s what the show is about. Rape and violence and sex and rape and incest and child molestation and rape and rape. 

Also, bad dialogue. 

“Where are we on the rape?” the captain says. 

“Porn is a multi-billion dollar Mom and Pop industry now,” says Detective Benson. “And Mom got out a long time ago.” 

And so on.

Also, the acting is bad.

Also, the plots are absurd. 

Also, it’s for idiots.